Whatever his story was he was very handsy! Which I guess makes sense. I mean, he is an octopus after all. I say “he”, because Mr. Octopus was really showing me a good time, but I guess it could have been a she. There are male octopus aren't there? Maybe there are only girl octopus because otherwise wouldn't the males be called “octodicks” or something?
I was starting to really suspect that this was a he after all. I don't know if I could get pregnant from one of Mr. Octodicks tentacles, but I guess I could. Otherwise they wouldn't be called “octodicks”, right? Well, I could tell then that whatever it was, they were getting close to cumming, and so was I!
Well, for all I know I was being impregnated by Mr. Octodicks, and he hadn't even bought me dinner, but it was okay, because he was making me feel really good. Besides, I don't think you can get pregnant from things that aren't people. Our time had come to an end, but I enjoyed it, and I got this interesting story to tell you. Well, thanks for listening!
{"items":["9ccb9360-e969-40c1-9cc7-53c3b5c30fff","b751900a-8419-48dd-ac61-7c1ef939a515","283a7dd0-d941-42ce-818f-1ea396993122","7083f184-cf3a-403d-b84a-7e99eeab29db","6378de8a-2144-4080-8e2f-0a6c6cd3a65d","7153270f-7a23-4e94-8dd9-30dcff38c90e"],"styles":{"galleryType":"Columns","groupSize":1,"showArrows":false,"cubeImages":true,"cubeType":"fit","cubeRatio":1,"isVertical":true,"gallerySize":533,"collageAmount":0,"collageDensity":0,"groupTypes":"1","oneRow":false,"imageMargin":5,"galleryMargin":0,"floatingImages":0,"chooseBestGroup":true,"smartCrop":false,"hasThumbnails":false,"enableScroll":true,"isGrid":true,"isSlider":false,"isColumns":false,"isSlideshow":false,"cropOnlyFill":false,"fixedColumns":3,"enableInfiniteScroll":1,"isRTL":false,"minItemSize":50,"rotatingGroupTypes":"","rotatingCubeRatio":"","gallerySliderImageRatio":0.75,"numberOfImagesPerRow":3,"numberOfImagesPerCol":1,"groupsPerStrip":0,"borderRadius":0,"boxShadow":0,"gridStyle":1,"mobilePanorama":false,"placeGroupsLtr":false,"viewMode":"preview","thumbnailSpacings":5,"galleryThumbnailsAlignment":"bottom","isMasonry":false,"isAutoSlideshow":false,"slideshowLoop":false,"autoSlideshowInterval":4,"useCustomButton":false,"bottomInfoHeight":0,"titlePlacement":"SHOW_ON_HOVER","galleryHorizontalAlign":"center","galleryTextAlign":"center","galleryVerticalAlign":"center","scrollSnap":false,"itemClick":"expand","fullscreen":true,"allowSocial":true,"allowDownload":true,"allowTitle":false,"allowDescription":true,"loveButton":true,"loveCounter":true,"videoPlay":"hover","scrollAnimation":"NO_EFFECT","scrollDirection":0,"overlayAnimation":"NO_EFFECT","arrowsPosition":0,"arrowsSize":23,"watermarkOpacity":40,"watermarkSize":40,"useWatermark":true,"watermarkDock":{"top":"auto","left":"auto","right":0,"bottom":0,"transform":"translate3d(0,0,0)"},"loadMoreAmount":"all","defaultShowInfoExpand":1,"allowTitleExpand":true,"allowDescriptionExpand":true,"allowLinkExpand":true,"expandInfoPosition":0,"allowFullscreenExpand":true,"fullscreenLoop":false,"galleryAlignExpand":"left","addToCartBorderWidth":1,"addToCartButtonText":"","slideshowInfoSize":200,"playButtonForAutoSlideShow":false,"allowSlideshowCounter":false,"hoveringBehaviour":"APPEARS","thumbnailSize":120,"magicLayoutSeed":1,"imageHoverAnimation":"NO_EFFECT","calculateTextBoxHeightMode":"AUTOMATIC","textBoxHeight":0,"textImageSpace":10,"textBoxBorderRadius":0,"textBoxBorderWidth":0,"textsVerticalPadding":0,"textsHorizontalPadding":0,"titleDescriptionSpace":6,"customButtonText":"","customButtonBorderWidth":1,"customButtonBorderRadius":0,"loadMoreButtonText":"Load More","loadMoreButtonBorderWidth":1,"loadMoreButtonBorderRadius":0,"imageInfoType":"NO_BACKGROUND","itemBorderWidth":0,"itemBorderRadius":0,"itemEnableShadow":false,"itemShadowBlur":20,"itemShadowDirection":135,"itemShadowSize":10,"imageLoadingMode":"BLUR","expandAnimation":"NO_EFFECT","imageQuality":90,"usmToggle":false,"usm_a":0,"usm_r":0,"usm_t":0,"videoSound":false,"videoSpeed":1,"videoLoop":true,"gotStyleParams":true,"selectedLayout":"2|bottom|1|fit|true|0|1","showVideoPlayButton":true,"galleryImageRatio":2,"sharpParams":{"quality":90,"usm":{}},"imageLoadingWithColorMode":"PICKED_COLOR","imageRatioType":"FIXED","numberOfDisplayedItems":3,"itemBorderColor":"color-5","itemShadowOpacityAndColor":{"value":"rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.2)"},"textBoxBorderColor":"color-5","textBoxFillColor":"color-2","alwaysShowHover":false,"isStoreGallery":false,"previewHover":false,"galleryLayout":2,"itemOpacity":{"themeName":"color_14","value":"rgba(54,51,51,0.6)"},"itemFont":{"style":{"bold":false,"italic":false,"underline":false},"family":"helvetica-w01-roman","preset":"Heading-S","editorKey":"font_6","size":23,"fontStyleParam":true,"displayName":"Small Heading","value":"font:normal normal normal 23px/1.4em helvetica-w01-roman,helvetica-w02-roman,helvetica-lt-w10-roman,sans-serif;"},"itemFontSlideshow":{"family":"avenir-lt-w01_85-heavy1475544","displayName":"Basic Heading","style":{"bold":false,"italic":false,"underline":false},"size":22,"preset":"Custom","editorKey":"font_5","fontStyleParam":true,"value":"font:normal normal normal 22px/27px avenir-lt-w01_85-heavy1475544,sans-serif;"},"itemDescriptionFontSlideshow":{"family":"avenir-lt-w01_35-light1475496","displayName":"Paragraph 2","style":{"bold":false,"italic":false,"underline":false},"size":15,"preset":"Custom","editorKey":"font_8","fontStyleParam":true,"value":"font:normal normal normal 15px/18px avenir-lt-w01_35-light1475496,sans-serif;"},"itemDescriptionFont":{"family":"museo-w01-700","style":{"bold":false,"italic":false,"underline":false},"size":15,"preset":"Custom","editorKey":"font_8","fontStyleParam":true,"value":"font:normal normal normal 15px/18px museo-w01-700,serif;"},"itemFontColor":{"themeName":"color_11","value":"rgba(255,255,255,1)"},"itemFontColorSlideshow":{"themeName":"color_15","value":"rgba(0,0,0,1)"},"itemDescriptionFontColor":{"themeName":"color_11","value":"rgba(255,255,255,1)"},"itemDescriptionFontColorSlideshow":{"themeName":"color_15","value":"rgba(0,0,0,1)"},"loadMoreButtonFont":{"family":"helvetica-w01-light","displayName":"Paragraph 2","style":{"bold":false,"italic":false,"underline":false},"size":14,"preset":"Body-M","editorKey":"font_8","fontStyleParam":true,"value":"font:normal normal normal 14px/1.4em helvetica-w01-light,helvetica-w02-light,sans-serif;"},"loadMoreButtonFontColor":{"themeName":"color_15","value":"rgba(0,0,0,1)"},"loadMoreButtonColor":{"themeName":"color_11","value":"rgba(255,255,255,1)"},"loadMoreButtonBorderColor":{"themeName":"color_15","value":"rgba(0,0,0,1)"},"isAccessible":false,"allowLeanGallery":false,"layoutsVersion":2,"selectedLayoutV2":2,"isSlideshowFont":false,"externalInfoHeight":0},"container":{"top":"","bottom":"","left":"","right":"","width":980,"height":650,"position":"","avoidGallerySelfMeasure":true,"galleryWidth":990,"galleryHeight":650,"scrollBase":0}}
