I had decided to to go for a walk on the beach when, and I know you won't believe this, but the craziest thing happened to me. . . .
Now, I didn't really think about it at the time, but I had read this news story about how some scientists had given some octopuses ecstasy to see how they reacted to it. Well, I'd guess the way this octopus was so aggressive he must have been one of those guys.
Whatever his story was he was very handsy! Which I guess makes sense. I mean, he is an octopus after all. I say “he”, because Mr. Octopus was really showing me a good time, but I guess it could have been a she. There are male octopus aren't there? Maybe there are only girl octopus because otherwise wouldn't the males be called “octodicks” or something?
I don't know, I guess it must have been a girl. So, Miss Octopus really was enjoying what she was doing. Or, at least, I was enjoying it! I never would have thought something like that would have happened to me. I mean, I guess it must have made me bisexual at the very least.
I was starting to really suspect that this was a he after all. I don't know if I could get pregnant from one of Mr. Octodicks tentacles, but I guess I could. Otherwise they wouldn't be called “octodicks”, right? Well, I could tell then that whatever it was, they were getting close to cumming, and so was I!
Well, for all I know I was being impregnated by Mr. Octodicks, and he hadn't even bought me dinner, but it was okay, because he was making me feel really good. Besides, I don't think you can get pregnant from things that aren't people. Our time had come to an end, but I enjoyed it, and I got this interesting story to tell you. Well, thanks for listening!
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